This is a freebie, and it is HILARIOUS.
I can't even explain what this is about. Ok, so maybe I can. Rudolph, Santa's son (yeah, Santa named his son after the reindeer) hooks up with Jack Frost. Sparks fly. So do icicles.
Oh, and there are dastardly deeds afoot in Holidayland, and Rudy (with or without Jack's help, because he knows more than he's saying, the bastard) is going to get to the bottom of it.
This is full of fun one liners and lots of snarky goodness. It's short, and it's fun, and it's smoking hot as well. But mostly, it will make you laugh.
Best line ever:
When Santa tells Rudy he's not gay, Rudy's response is:
“Not gay? Dad, I’m a total nutcracker.”